Name: Darkdancer
Rating : Pg
Summary :Tom and the away team get lost in a cavern. Tom makes up a song. That's all I'm telling
Distribution: You ask I give.Also my site.
Feedback : I'm addicted to it. Please give me some
Author's note : The details in the song are not factual. Especially the part about how they got lost. It's supposed to be funny. I'm sorry, my sister, who helped me write it, never saw Star Trek: Voyager. She's wierd
Disclaimer : I don't own any of the characters of Star Trek: Voyager (damn!) or the song, which is from M*A*S*H.
Tom scrambled cheerfully through the caverns, lustily singing a song he'd once seen on a 20th Century television show, about doctors during the Korean war. He altered the lyrics as he went along.
"Oh I'm the Pilot that every Captain fears
I don't obey orders
Because I have no peers
Oh I don't want a war of army life
Gee mom I wanna go,
But they won't let me go,
Gee mom I wanna go home
Harry Kim's my best friend
but he turns bright red
when one of the Delaney's invites him to bed
Oh I don't want a war of army life
Gee mom I wanna go,
But they won't let me go,
Gee mom I wanna go home
The ladies they adore me
I really can't complain
without them I'd quickly go insane
Oh I don't want a war of army life
Gee mom I wanna go,
But they won't let me go,
Gee mom I wanna go home
Oh Commander Chakotay
he really needs a girl
To drive him crazy and take him for a whirl
Oh I don't want a war of army life
Gee mom I wanna go,
But they won't let me go,
Gee mom I wanna go home!"
"What's this? Light? Aha! A way out!"
****
The search party was scouring the surface for the missing away team. Suddenly Greg Ayala stopped. "Everyone! Quiet, listen."
"Oh I don't want a war of army life
Gee mom I wanna go,
But they won't let me go,
Gee mom I wanna go home"
"That sounds like Tom." Harry said
"Are you certain?" Ayala queried.
"Oh Commander Chakotay
he really needs a girl
To drive him crazy and take him for a whirl"
"Oh that's Paris alright." Chakotay sighed
"The question is, where is it coming from?"
"It sounds like he's below us."
Suddenly Tom's head popped out of the ground. "Oh, hello Commander Chakotay. What'd you think of my song?"